fruit of the loom

Those commercials? With women just parading around in their underwear? A big fan of them, I am not.

Not because I feel they degrade women. Not because they've got men in fruit costumes. None of that.

It doesn't make any sense.

Why would a woman send an apple an apple pie?

That's the equivalent of someone sending someone else a steak. A steak made from humans that is.

Seriously. FOTL, just stop it. Stop with the veiled references to Elton John (Women who are a little obsessed with, ahem, a fruit? Yeah).

That's my take on it.